Correspondence Course....

A traffic police has chased a car driver, who is driving very rashly by beating all the other vehicles on the road....

Then the police shouted that driver , " hey do you know driving, why are you driving like this.....

Then the driver replied, " No sir i started learning the driving just now only......

Then the Police men asked that driver,,,,, " Then Where is your Driving Coach.....

Then the driver replied fearfully that ....... " SIR, THIS IS A CORRESPONDENCE COURSE ........... .......

Caller Tune

One fool has set a song of his choice as a caller tune on his Cell phone. But he always getting engage/busy response when ever he calls to listen the caller tune. The he gave a complaint to the customer care regarding this. Then the customer care people asked him to which phone number he is calling for the caller tune, for this the fool replied that for my caller tune why should i call others, i am calling to my cell number only,,,,,,