Monk

Swamiji, please give me a remedy, as i am not able to tolerate my wife.
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Please give me the Heart Strength ... so that i can takle with my wife....
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Then Swamiji said, hey mad fellow, if i am of that capable of takling my wife, why should i become a monk,,,,,,,
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Responsible

Pune with the Officer::: Day before yesterday a lot of money i paid to the doctors as my fingers were crushed by falling in the machine, so sir I sincerely request you to sanction the amounts for the bills i submitted regarding that accident.

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Officer with the pune::: ok, Sure
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Pune with the Officer::: Sir, You have to increase my salary as i am going to marry....

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Officer with the Pune::: See my dear, Company is not responsible for the accidents that happen out side this office......

Queen__

Q::: Hey, is there any change in your husband after admitting him in a mental hospital ?....
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Answer::: .....Ya, Before he used call himself as a king, now he is calling me also as his Queen.....