Gift.....

Robert: Hey mary, when you are going to celebrate your Birthday? and what gift you are expecting from me...

Mary: Tomorrow is my birthday, i want a "ring" as a gift from you......

Robert: Is that from my Cell Phone or my Landline Phone........?

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Formula....

Teacher: hey jack do you know the formula of water?

Jack: H I J K L M N O

TEACHER: Hey, are you mad..... tell me the correct answer...

Jack: You only told it is H to O....
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Doubts

Teacher: students.. in the next week only your examinations are going to start. If you have got any doubts, please ask me.

Students: sir, .... do you have any idea ... "In which Printing Press our questions papers are being printed...?"

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