Kid-Leysssss....

A women went into a butcher shop and asked the boy at the counter, "Do you have any beef kid leys?


"I suppose you mean Kidneys", said the butcher....


"Well", said the woman, " that's what I saidle, diddle I"...?

Wrong Feet....

PINKY, YOU HAVE YOUR SHOES ON THE WRONG FEET....


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BUT THEY ARE THE ONLY FEET I HAVE.....

Hear Something....?....

DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?


NO...


tHAT'S FULLY. i AM TALKING TO YOU?