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Wednesday, 28 May 2008
Fool..
A fool went to watch a movie...
The clerk observed the fool, who is coming to buy a ticket for the fourth time.... and asked, why he is coming 4 times if he wants 4 tickets, and told 'you can take the 4 tickets at a time?
Then the fool answered, 'No, i want only 1 ticket, but the person who stood at the entrance is tearing my ticket, every time i show that to him to enter inside.......
That's why.....
Instant
Instant
A judge has fine Rs. 100 to a thief for his mistake...
But the thief told the judge that he is having Rs. 50 only in his pocket, and if the judge gives time then he will arrange the balance Rs. 50.....
Then the judge told,, ' No, i will not permit you to go ... by sending to your home you bring that Rs. 50 and pay the fine.....'
Then the thief said, ' How can i maintain a balance of Rs. 50 in my house, If you give permission to wander in the premises of this court... then i will automatically earn Rs. 50... and the same i will pay you as a fine.......................................,.,.,.,.,
A judge has fine Rs. 100 to a thief for his mistake...
But the thief told the judge that he is having Rs. 50 only in his pocket, and if the judge gives time then he will arrange the balance Rs. 50.....
Then the judge told,, ' No, i will not permit you to go ... by sending to your home you bring that Rs. 50 and pay the fine.....'
Then the thief said, ' How can i maintain a balance of Rs. 50 in my house, If you give permission to wander in the premises of this court... then i will automatically earn Rs. 50... and the same i will pay you as a fine.......................................,.,.,.,.,
Obstacle..
A doctor is conducting a health checking camp in a convent.....
While examining a kid...
"Hey, have you got any problems with your nose and ears.,.,.,.,.,"
Kid: then the kid said "ya, while removing my T-Shirt they are the big obstacles.......
While examining a kid...
"Hey, have you got any problems with your nose and ears.,.,.,.,.,"
Kid: then the kid said "ya, while removing my T-Shirt they are the big obstacles.......
wantedly...
One person while going on his bicycle...
His son who is sitting on the back of his bicycle is crying with a very louder voice....
His son who is sitting on the back of his bicycle is crying with a very louder voice....
by observing this, a person on the way asked the cyclist ... hey why aren't you taking care of your child who is crying....
Then the cyclist said, i am wantedly forcing my child to cry, as my bicycle doesn't has got a bell.............
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