Thursday, 25 October 2007

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We Are Cheats

Manager of Drapery Store: “What do you mean by arguing with that lady? Let her have her own way. Remember, a customer is always right”.

Assistant: “But she said we are cheats”
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Looks Like 6

Customer: A man went into a pawnbroker’s shop and asked for a loan. The proprietor offered to give the loan but would charge 9 per cent interest. The customer object to such a high rate.

“Nine per cent”, said he, “is excessive; it is neither a right nor lawful rate. Don’t you know the Lord looks down on such questionable transactions at this?”

Pawn Broker: “Very well, my friend, but when the Lord looks down on 9 it looks like 6”.

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Still Hungry

Street Performer: “Ladies and gentlemen”, in a few moments I will astonish you by eating coal, stones, and nails. I will also swallow a sword, then I will come round with a hat, hoping to get enough money for a piece of bread”.

Voice from the Crowd: “What! Still hungry?”

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Dramatic Manner

Man: A man applied for an opening at a London theatre, “I enclose a newspaper cutting” he said “to show you I have an aptitude for the stage.

The cutting read as follows:

“The prisoner, who denied that assault, conducted his own case and defended himself in a dramatic manner.”

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