A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want to tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
*** "You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which it is."
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The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
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