Nobler man__
"You should be very, very happy, madam", the fortune teller murmured. "A nobler man than your husband you have yet to meet".
"How exciting! But when?" was the response.
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Boy or Girl'
"In today's society, we cannot fing out who is a boy and who is a girl. Se that boy there".
"She is a girl and she is my daughter".
"I am sorry. I did not know that you are her father".
"No, I am her mother".
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In what suit
Magistrate to the witness: "Have you ever appeared as a witness before?
Witness: "Yes, my Lord".
Magistrate: "In what suit?"
Witness : "A dark brown suit, my lord".
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Arithmetic is bad too
Your history exercise was bad, Ramu, I told you to write it down twenty times, but you have only done it ten times".
"Sorry, madam, but my arithmetic is bad too".
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