Friday, 28 December 2007
Humour in Uniform*
Monday, 24 December 2007
Think
Cowards
Facts///1
Let not your faith make you proud
Laugh-3
"You should be very, very happy, madam", the fortune teller murmured. "A nobler man than your husband you have yet to meet".
"How exciting! But when?" was the response.
*****
Boy or Girl'
"In today's society, we cannot fing out who is a boy and who is a girl. Se that boy there".
"She is a girl and she is my daughter".
"I am sorry. I did not know that you are her father".
"No, I am her mother".
*****
In what suit
Magistrate to the witness: "Have you ever appeared as a witness before?
Witness: "Yes, my Lord".
Magistrate: "In what suit?"
Witness : "A dark brown suit, my lord".
*****
Arithmetic is bad too
Your history exercise was bad, Ramu, I told you to write it down twenty times, but you have only done it ten times".
"Sorry, madam, but my arithmetic is bad too".
Good Sayings - 24
462. Duty without love is deplorable, duty with love is desirable.
463. Hands that help are better than lips that pray.__ Mother Theresa.
464. A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman, of the next generation.
465. When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.__ John Ruskin
466. To find flaws in others is as easy as finding shells on the seashore.
467. To be poor and independent is very nearly an impossibility.__William Cobbett
468. The worst of disease is envy, the best of medicine is health.
469. Help ever - Hurt never.__Baba
470. You may judge a flower or a butterfly by its looks, but not a human being.
--------------------------------------__ Rabindranath Tagore.
471. People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.
473. When God measures man, He puts the tape around the heart, not the head.__Paul Gold
474. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters.__Seneca
475. He has the right to criticise who has the heart to help.
477. My present is the outcome of my past; and my future would be the outcome of my present.
479. Discipline is learnt in the school of adversity.
480. It is true with cheerfulness or good temper the more it is spent, the more it remains.
Thursday, 20 December 2007
The Acid Rain__
Significance of the Satellite ARYABHATTA
Hampi__ THE PLACE(of India)
Stethoscope='='='='='='
Birth details of ____TAOISM
Sand /////// Glasssssssss
Ice Ice __ baby
Ice floats on water because a piece of ice is lighter than the same amount of water. The ice is not very much lighter than the water, so it floats low in the water.
Feel of Metal
Monday, 17 December 2007
CLOVE__India
Appearance of Swimmiting Pool
Jaya Stambh & Kirti Stambh
Ministry of Food Processing__
pRECIOUS wORDS fOR hAPPY lIVING...,,,
Meditation: Meditation is one pointed thinking. When you meditate on your chosen subject, the mind is focussed on one point. Meditation promotes concentration and makes your mind healthy and happy. Meditation helps avoid medication.
Laugh: "Laugh and live long". The day is a waste when you did not laugh. Laughter assures good health, happiness and relaxes body and mind.
Positive thinking: Life is what you make it by your thoughts. Always be optimistic and entertain positive thoughts which propel the mind to achieve your chosen goal.
Good Books: Select good books as you select your friends. A good book helps and a bad book harms. Read the best books are early as possible. Otherwise, you may not have an opportunity to read them at all.
Good friends: Your company shapes your character. "Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are". The influence of good friends is great in shaping your life.
Family: Make it a habit that all the members of your family meet once everyday and discuss freely on subjects of common interest.
Time: Time is precious. The entire riches of the world cannot buy back a minute lost. Do not waste time.
Success: Success is a way of life. Success means different things to different people. But in general success is fulfilment of your burning desire. Make everyday "a day of success".
Imagination: Train your mind to imagine beautiful, graceful and enliving scenes like a great honour to be conferred on you, your near and dear congratulating you on your grand success etc.,
Hard Work: Never postpone your work. Complete your work on time. Hard work gives solace and peace.
Fear: Statistics prove that more people die out of fear than disease. Fear kills, faith saves.
Mind: The most difficult thing in life is to control your mind. If you achieve control of your mind, you can achieve anything in life. When you remember what you want to remember and forget what you want to forget, you have absolute control of your mind. Never be idle. "An idel mind is a devil's workshop".
Exercise: Health is wealth. Exercise keeps you trim, promotes sound health and keeps you free from disease. It can be walking, yoga, jogging or any other aerobic exercise.
Smile: When you wear a smile, there is no need for any ornament. Everyone likes a person with a beaming smile. Smile makes friends. A smile is a passport for good relations.
Simple things: Enjoy simple things like a beautiful rose, a child's smile, sunrise, borderless sea, flying bird, flowing river, a handshake, a hug etc.,
Keep learning: Keep learning. It is an endless process from birth to death. You are in dark, the moment you stop learning.
Food: Eat only when you are hungry and stop eating while you are not hungery. Eat more vegetables and seasonal fruits and Sprouts.
Wit 'n' Wisdom
2. Forgiveness__ Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Good Sayings-23
442. Man is never punished for his sins but by his sins.
443. Prayer without faith is like flower without fragrance.
444. Better lean peace than fat victory.
445. No bees, no honey; No work, no money.
446. To prevent worry and fatigue, put enthusiasm into your work.
447. The seed grows into the tree patiently and gently.
448. Peace rules the day, whereas reason rules the mind.__ William Collins
449. Deciding what you want most in life is the first step towards achieving it.
450. Riches serve a wise man but cammand fool.
451. Not he who has little, but he who wishes more, is poor.__Seneca
452. He has not learned the lesson of life who does not everyday surmount a fear.__Emerson
453. Study serves for delight, ornament and ability.__Francis Bacon
454. After supper sleep a while, after dinner walk a mile.
455. The wisest man may always learn something from the humblest peasant.__Senn
456. Words cut more than swords; through the wound be healed, yet a scar remains.
457. The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.__Chamfort
458. Have a purpose in life, and having it, throw into your work such strength of mind --------------and muscle as God has given you.
459. Self is lovelessness, love is selflessness.
460. Money comes and goes. Morality comes and grows.
Thursday, 13 December 2007
Love Vs Arrange Marriage
Confidence,Trust, Hope-----------
Trust should be like feeling of a 1 year old baby, when you throw him in the air, he laughs....
Because he know you will catch him...
HOPE:
But still we have many plans for coming day...
KEEP CONFIDENCE, TRUST IN GOD AND NEVER LOSE HOPE...
Wednesday, 12 December 2007
Our Character___Swami Vivekananda
Mahavira (Hanuman/Anjaneya) your ideal.
He was a perfect master of his
senses and wonderfully sagacious.
Obedience to the Guru without questioning,
and strict observance of Brahmacharya--
this is the secret of success.
___________________________Swami Vivekananda
Good Sayings-22
423. Wisdom grows in silence and also by listening more than one speaks.
Good Sayings-21
Monday, 3 December 2007
Websites on Glaucoma Decease
2. http://www.glaucoma.org/
3. www.glaucoma.org/learn
4. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/glacoma
5. www.allaboutvision.com/conditions/glaucoma.htm:
6. www.stlukeseye.com/conditions/glaucoma.asp
7. www.nei.nih.gov/health/glaucoma/glaucoma_facts.asp
8. www.nlm.nih.gov/medineplus/glaucoma.html
9. www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001629.htm
10. http://www.glaucomafoundation.org/
11. www.ahaf.org/glaucoma/about/.glabout.htm
12. http://www.drpattnaikretina.com/
13. http://www.healthline.com/
14. http://www.afb.org/
15. http://www.globalaigs.org/
16. http://www.glaucoma.net/
17. www.medicinet.com/glaucoma/article.htm
18. www.nihseniorhealth.gov/glaucoma/toc.html
19. www.glaucoma.association.com/nqcontent.cfm?a_id=176
20. www.glaucoma.org.au/whatis.htm
21. news.bbc.co.u./1/hi/health/medical_notes/3420853.stm
22. http://www.glaucoma.org.au/
23. www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/glaucoma.htm
24. www.intelihealth.com/H/WSIMW000/8779/8779.html
25. www.drmalpani.com/health_videos/glaucoma.htm
26. www.paperpen.com/glaucoma
27. http://www.glaucomaweb.org/
28. www.navh.org/glaucoma.htm
29. http://www.glaucoma.org.nz/
Thursday, 29 November 2007
Ansal Institute of Higher Education (AIHE)
Pathbreaking Researches on Saturn And Its Moon, Titan
Why is it harmful to see solar eclipse with naked eye?
Insulin 'n' Blood Sugar
Which is the smallest sovereign state in the world?
Where did hieroglyphics originate?
Biggest river island...,,,,
Brahmaputra river
Railway Service In India
ISRO
The Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) was founded in 1969 with Dr. Vikram Sarabhai as its founder-Chairman. But India's bold venture in space research began much before, beginning with the work on establishing the Thumba Equatorial Rocket Launching Station (TERLS) in 1962 with the Indian National Committee for Space Research (INCOSPAR) under the Department of Atomic Energy. The first sounding rocket was launched from Thumba, near Thiruvananthapuram in Kerala, on November 21, 1963. In 1967, a Satellite Communication Earth Station was set up at Ahmedabad.
What are the Upanishads?
The word Upanishad literally means 'sitting near devotedly', and brings the picture of a sincere devotee learning from his guru- or spiritual master. The great Sankaracharya would, however, describe the Upanishad as simply knowledge of God.
There are , in all, 108 Upanishads ranging in length from a few hundred to many thousands of words, some in prose and some in verse. Of these, sixteen Upanishads were recognised by Shankaracharya as authentic and authoritative. In his commentary on Vedanta Aphorisms, he included quotations from six Upanishads. On the other ten Upanishads, he wrote elaborate commentaries. It is these ten Upanishads which, partly on account of their intrinsic importance but mailnly, no doubt, because of Shankara's commentaries, have come to be regarded as principal Upanishads. These ten Upanishads that form one of the vital bases of Hinduism are Isa, Kena, Katha, Prasna, Mundaka, Mandukya, Chandogya, Brihadaranyaka, Aitareya and Taittiriya.
What is synthetic rubber ?
Why do leaves fall in autumn?
The green colour in the leaves is due to a pigment, chlorophyll, in the plant. In autumn, the leaves stop making this pigment, thus the leaves turn yellow. Every leaf has a large vein underneath which carries water for nourishing it. This soon becomes dry in a yellow leaf so that water no longer flows through it. Thus the leaf dies and its grip on the branches loosens. When a strong wind blows, it breaks the leaf's grip and thus the leaves fall off in autumn.
Why do bees buzz?
The buzzing, sound is only caused by rapid fluttering of the bees'wings. The wings of the bees work like that of an electric fan. In hot weather, bees even carry water drops and spray droplets on their hives with their wings to cool it.
Why a pin-prick hurts?
Monday, 26 November 2007
World Languages
---------------------------------------Areas
Chinese, Mandarin--------------------China, Taiwan
Hindi----------------------------------North India
English--------------------------------UK, USA, Canada,
---------------------------------------Ireland, Australia, Newzeland
Spanish-------------------------------Spain, Latin America
Bengali--------------------------------India, Bangladesh
Portuguese----------------------------Portugal, Brazil
Russian--------------------------------Russia, The CIS
Japanese-------------------------------Japan
German, standard----------------------Germany, Austria, Switzerland
Korean---------------------------------North & South Korea,
----------------------------------------China, Japan
French---------------------------------France, Belgium, Canada, Switzerland
Chinese, Wu----------------------------China
Javanese-------------------------------Java (Indonesia)
Chinese, Yue---------------------------China
Telugu---------------------------------Andhra (India)
Marathi--------------------------------Maharashtra (India)
Vietnamese----------------------------Viatnam
Tamil-----------------------------------Tamilnadu (India), Srilanka, Malaysia
Turkish---------------------------------Turkey
Urdu------------------------------------Pakistan, India
Ukrainian-------------------------------Ukraine, Russia, Poland
Gujarati---------------------------------Gujarat (India)
Chinese, Jinyu---------------------------China
Chinese, Min Nan------------------------China
Polish------------------------------------Poland
Chinese, Xiang---------------------------China
Malayalam-------------------------------Kerala (India)
Kannada---------------------------------Karnataka(India)
Chinese, Hakka--------------------------China
Oriya------------------------------------Orissa (India)
Burmese---------------------------------Burma (Myanmar)
Punjabi, Western-------------------------Pakistan
Romanian--------------------------------Romania
Bhojpuri----------------------------------India
Azerbaijani, South------------------------Iran
Farsi, Western---------------------------Iran
Hausa-----------------------------------Nigeria, Cameroon
Maithili----------------------------------India
Serbo-Croatian--------------------------Croatia, Serbia
Thai-------------------------------------Thailand
Yoruba----------------------------------Nigeria
Dutch------------------------------------Netherlands
Awadhi----------------------------------India
Chinese, Gan----------------------------China
Sindhi-----------------------------------Pakistan, India
Igbo-------------------------------------Nigeria
Uzbek, Northern-------------------------Uzbekistan
Malay------------------------------------Malaysia
Indonesian-------------------------------Indonesian
Tagalog----------------------------------Philippines
Amharic---------------------------------Ethiopia
Nepali-----------------------------------Nepal, NE India, Bhutan
Saraiki-----------------------------------Pakistan
Cebuano---------------------------------Bohol Sea, Phillippines
Assamese--------------------------------Assam (India), Bangladesh
Thai, Northeastern-----------------------Thailand
Hungarian--------------------------------Hungary
Chittagonian------------------------------Bangladesh
Haryanvi---------------------------------India
Sinhala-----------------------------------Srilanka
Madura----------------------------------Madura, Indonesia
Greek------------------------------------Greece
Marwari----------------------------------India
Magahi-----------------------------------India
Chattisgarhi------------------------------India
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Source: The World Almanac
** Arabic is spoke in N.Africa and West Asia.
Tuesday, 13 November 2007
Do Not Criticise___
Making of Anglo-Indian Mutton Stew Curry
Mutton: 1kg
Onions, big: 2
Cubed carrot: One cup
Green Peas, shelled : 1/2 cup
Potatoes, cut into 4 pieces: 3
French beans: One cup
Cauliflower florets: One cup or a little more than one cup
Radish, Cubed: 1 cup
Turnips, cubed: 1 cup
Green Chillies, slit: 4
Tomatoes: 2 or 3
Peppercorns: 10-12
Pepper powder: a pinch
Bay leaves : 2
Cloves: 4 or 5
Cardamom, split: 6
Cinnamon stick, small pieces : 6 or 7
Ginger : 1 whole
Oil: 3 tbsps
Salt to taste
Wheat flour for thickening the gravy (handful)
Vinegar: 2-3 tsp
Ginger-garlic paste (optional)
Coiander leaves: 1 bunch
Mint leaves: 1 bunch
Once the onions are fried, add the chopped coriander and mint leaves and pepper powder.
Time Capsule
Uncle Sam__
World's Largest Dam
Tenth Planet
Dada Saheb Phalke Award__
World's Fastest Train__
Rann of Kutch__
Blood Clot?
Fringe Benefit Tax__
Difference between ballistic missile and cruise missle?
A ballistic missile is a missile that follows a prescribed course that cannot be significantly altered after the missile has burned its fuel (i.e., its course is governed by the law of ballistics). In order to cover large distances, ballistic missiles are usually launched very high into the air or in space.
*****
Who was George Washington Carver?
What is Superfluidity?
Who was Kind Tutankhamun?
Night Blindness/Colour Blindness.....
Monday, 12 November 2007
'When Witches go riding, and black cats are seen'
Voices whisper in the trees,
Tonight is Halloween!"
--------------------------------Dexter Kozen, Professor
"It's Halloween! It's Halloween!
The moon is full and bright
And we shall see what can't be seen
On any other night.
Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls,
Grinning goblins fighting duels,
Werewolves rising from their tombs,
Witches on their magic brooms.
In masks and gown we haunt the street
And knock on doors for trick or treat.
Tonight we are the king and queen,
For oh tonight it's Hallowen!"
--------------------------------------Jack Prelutsky, poet
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't
know who you are on Hallowen."
--------------------------------------Erma Bombeck, Humourist
"Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
--------------------------------------William Shakespeare, Playwright
"At first cock-crow the ghosts must go
Back to their quiet graves below."
--------------------------------------Theodosia Garrison, Poet
"My candle was nearly burnt out, when,
by the glimmer of the half-extinguished
light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the
creature open."
--------------------------------------Mary Shelley, novelist
"One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing Material place."
-----------------------------------------------Emily Dickinson, poet
"When witches go riding, and black cats
are seen, the moon laughs and whispers,
'tis near Halloween."
-------------------------------19th century Halloween postcard
"The devil's voice is sweet to hear."
-----------------------------------------Stephen King, novelist
"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I
pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of
forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly
there came a tapping...."
------------------------------Edgar Allan Poe, Poet